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Full Coverage

February 4, 2024
FULL COVERAGE – Painted Doggie Comic Panel 1: Houndmage, Jerri, and Foxwolf are sitting on the couch. Jerri asks, “Hey Mom? What would you do if a T-Rex ate your car?” There is a small lizard on the ceiling above them. Panel 2: Foxwolf responds, “I’d probably call the insurance company and get a new car.” The lizard has taken notice of their conversation and dropped from the ceiling. Panel 3: Foxwolf has noticed the intruder and screams, “OH SHIT!! It’s one of those insurance lizards!” The lizard starts its sales pitch, saying, “ELLO GOVNA! NEED A SPOT OF CAR INSURANCE, DO YA? WELL I KNOW JUST THE THING, I DO. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN SAVE –” The lizard is cut off by Houndmage exclaiming, “WHAT?!” Jerri says, “Dad, I’m scared!!” Panel 4: Foxwolf screaming and pointing at the lizard, “KILL IT!” Panel 5: Foxwolf and Houndmage frantically stomp the lizard while Jerri watches in terror from the couch. Nelson is at Foxwolf’s feet barking viciously. The lizard is choking and exclaiming, “BLOODY HELL! FUCKING WANKERS! YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY MAD!” while getting stomped. Panel 6: Off screen, Foxwolf is yelling at Houndmage. She says, “How many fucking times does this have to happen before you change the goddamn locks?!” Houndmage responds, “I DID!!” Jerri cries, “Mommy, I don’t want a car.” Nelson has carried the freshly stomped lizard to her bed, which is littered with the bodies of previous insurance lizards.
FULL COVERAGE – Painted Doggie Comic

Panel 1: Houndmage, Jerri, and Foxwolf are sitting on the couch. Jerri asks, “Hey Mom? What would you do if a T-Rex ate your car?” There is a small lizard on the ceiling above them.

Panel 2: Foxwolf responds, “I’d probably call the insurance company and get a new car.” The lizard has taken notice of their conversation and dropped from the ceiling.

Panel 3: Foxwolf has noticed the intruder and screams, “OH SHIT!! It’s one of those insurance lizards!” The lizard starts its sales pitch, saying, “ELLO GOVNA! NEED A SPOT OF CAR INSURANCE, DO YA? WELL I KNOW JUST THE THING, I DO. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN SAVE –” The lizard is cut off by Houndmage exclaiming, “WHAT?!” Jerri says, “Dad, I’m scared!!”

Panel 4: Foxwolf screaming and pointing at the lizard, “KILL IT!”

Panel 5: Foxwolf and Houndmage frantically stomp the lizard while Jerri watches in terror from the couch. Nelson is at Foxwolf’s feet barking viciously. The lizard is choking and exclaiming, “BLOODY HELL! FUCKING WANKERS! YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY MAD!” while getting stomped.

Panel 6: Off screen, Foxwolf is yelling at Houndmage. She says, “How many fucking times does this have to happen before you change the goddamn locks?!” Houndmage responds, “I DID!!” Jerri cries, “Mommy, I don’t want a car.” Nelson has carried the freshly stomped lizard to her bed, which is littered with the bodies of previous insurance lizards.

I Did Not Eat It

January 21, 2024
I Didn’t Eat It - Painted Doggie Comic Panel 1: 8:00 AM: Wake up too late (office hours 7-4). Foxwolf Dogmother laying in bed looking at phone plugged in with a terribly tangled charging cord. Panel 2: 8:20 AM: View of an email on phone screen with way too many notifications at the top. The email from Co Workerington, M. D. reads, “Hello, You have fucked up. Fix plz. Thank – DISCLAIMER: If anything goes wrong, it is not our fault.” Panel 3: 11:30 AM: Fixed. Panel 4: 12:20 PM: Bike lunch starts late. Foxwolf bikes to the store and is delighted to find some clearance fish. Panel 5: 3:00 PM: Homework Wars. Jerri is scream-crying at their father, Houndmage, and presenting a math homework sheet on patterns. Foxwolf is sitting in front of her work monitors very annoyed. One monitor display an open CAD file titled FUCKEDUPBUILDING.DWG. Panel 6: 5:30 PM: Dinner. The fish is bad. Foxwolf, seated in front of the fly-circled cheap fish, stares into the distance in defeat.
I Didn’t Eat It – Painted Doggie Comic
Panel 1: 8:00 AM: Wake up too late (office hours 7-4). Foxwolf Dogmother laying in bed looking at phone plugged in with a terribly tangled charging cord.
Panel 2: 8:20 AM: View of an email on phone screen with way too many notifications at the top. The email from Co Workerington, M. D. reads, “Hello, You have fucked up. Fix plz. Thank – DISCLAIMER: If anything goes wrong, it is not our fault.”
Panel 3: 11:30 AM: Fixed.
Panel 4: 12:20 PM: Bike lunch starts late. Foxwolf bikes to the store and is delighted to find some clearance fish.
Panel 5: 3:00 PM: Homework Wars. Jerri is scream-crying at their father, Houndmage, and presenting a math homework sheet on patterns. Foxwolf is sitting in front of her work monitors very annoyed. One monitor display an open CAD file titled FUCKEDUPBUILDING.DWG.
Panel 6: 5:30 PM: Dinner. The fish is bad. Foxwolf, seated in front of the fly-circled cheap fish, stares into the distance in defeat.